I was "talking" now I have a rash!

Sorry I haven’t posted in a while.
Im trying to work out a system to post more often.
Well things have been relatively quiet. I have answered no serious emergencies lately, which brings out a point about police work I never realized before putting on the badge. Many times a good “hot” call will come out but you miss it because your across the city tied up with something. There have been car chases, foot chases, wanted fugitives, and even a guy who broke into someones house to try and get away from the people beating him up. Did I mention he was gushing blood out of the huge fracture in his skull all over these poor people’s living room. Can you imagine that surprise when you walk into your living room. Well despite all of these things I have spent most of my time driving in circles fighting off sleep.
I did run into a couple of 30yr olds acting like 15 yr olds. How you ask, by going parking (the last sentence should be read while having some one sing “BOW SHICK A BOW WOW” in the back ground. I pulled into a gravel parking lot at the convention center and spotted something way back in the trees. I rolled up and realized it was a car. Well I called out that I was getting out with a suspicious car and began walking toward the car when the man jumped out of the driver’s seat. I yelled at him to get back in the car. I then walked up to see these two thirty year olds sitting there looking very guilty. The man had a suit on but his shirt was untucked and his belt was undone. I asked what they were doing out here and they replied “talking” I almost laughed out loud and asked ohh then why are your pants undone. Surprisingly he decided not to answer I guess he remembered the right to remain silent. After I checked both for warrants I told them that I didn’t really care what they had been doing but if they were talking they could find a better place to do it, and if they were doing something else there was defiantly better places to be doing that. They agreed and moved on. I just wish I could have had an excuse to call their homes Im sure at least one of them was married to someone else. I should have arrested them and let them explain that to their families. Of course they better watch out or they might end up with a funky rash from all that "talking" they were doing.